Hi, I’m Derek
I’m just your average, super-tall, cookie-hunting cyborg with exceptional eyebrow control. I'm originally from the Los Angeles area, though I don't surf or know anyone famous. But I did accidentally buy Christopher Mintz-Plasse a tank of gas once. You know. McLovin from Superbad. Yeah, that guy.
Likes: swimming, blind taste tests, Christmas, room service, fireworks, Tiki bars and video games [Steam ID: detayl] [Gamertag: detayl].
Dislikes: complex resumes, the Olympics, the phrase “it is what it is,” unnecessary initial caps, that Sean Bean’s name doesn’t rhyme and whoever the hell owns detayl.com. You monster.
